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NEWS OF THE DAY

31 January 2003 - Kids these days.

And in other news, here is an example of what to expect in Stupid AOL Moments, a section I plan to add to the site sometime. If you're gonna give someone the run-around, at least keep track of your fucking lies. Gonna post all the reviews I got so far, so check the page out later.

Posted @ 2:20 AM

30 January 2003 - Oh yes!

SCHOOL IS GAY.

Posted @ 4:38 AM

Through boredom comes responsibility!! bahaha! I guess I took a break or some shit these past few days, either sleeping, eating or anything else that involves sitting on my ass! Good times last night when we went to Manhattan and got lost for the first time...WTF? Paulo's right, Honduran's bad luck. :P On the bright side, it led to a Sparks night at Honduran's, where most of us got bent. Hey Brian...how's this for a journal entry?? FUCK YOU!!!!!! And we now go back to work on the site.

Posted @ 3:45 AM

27 January 2003 - What the hell??

Unless you're some kind of moron, then you've noticed that I have a new animated banner!! Good looks, Sushie for hookin the site up with this one. I'll update all the other pages with the banner later on today.

Posted @ 12:56 PM

Yes!!!! I made an intro page for my site that can be accessed if you come to my site indirectly, meaning if you don't visit my site through the main page. I also made my site frameless if you enter that way. It looks pretty hot if I do say so myself. To close it though, you gotta hit ALT F4. Now get to work on more reviews, mothafuckas!

Posted @ 10:30 AM

I fuckin swore I posted at like 2 in the morn, but it turns out that this fucking page didn't save, so I have to post all over again. I hate shit like that!!!! Oh well. Game index is up, but I'll post the reviews I've gotten later today. Keep on sendin em, people! I moved the Queens' Finest form up to the Welcome message so I won't have to constantly update the damn link. Get to it, mofos. In the meantime, take a gander @ one of Queens' Finest's index names and due to popular demand, here is the second illest pic ever.

Posted @ 3:00 AM

26 January 2003 - GRINDIIIIIIN'

Jesus Christ! After going through a big hassle of trying to resize this page after making the news archive, I was finally able to get it nice and compact again. I only left the posts of these past two days as well since I posted up the Queens' Finest form link two days ago and I'm too lazy to post it up again. Keep those forms coming, mother-effers!

Posted @ 11:40 PM

After going two nights without a minute of sleep, I finally get some rest! I fell asleep at like 12 in the afternoon and woke up around 30 minutes ago, just in time to see that Tampa Bay was gonna win the Superbowl with 1 minute left. haha Now THAT's good timing! Jojo was over here last night and ended up sleeping over, that fuck. He took some of my PS2 games too. =( Well, that's life. They were his anyways. Check out my new review!!

Posted @ 11:02 PM

25 January 2003 - MASSIVE WORK!

DAMN! I got a TON of shit done for the site. Run around and check it out! The forms work much better than I had hoped. Keep those reviews and forms coming!! Paulo came down last night and he brought Brian and Chad over. Paulo eventually bounced and Brian and Chad are still here. Mad gaming last night and shit. Honduran aka Tommy Pickles decided to not come down last night because he was too lazy and cheap to take the train. I need to get some sleep later today.

Posted @ 10:30 AM

24 January 2003 - Zone ouuuuut

All right mother-effers, you can all stop complaining! I created a form for the Queens' Finest page that you people gotta fill out. Everyone keeps bitching about making a page for them, so if you want it done ASAP, fill the form out and like my mom says, "Cura me la flojera." So stop stalling and GET TO WORK.

Posted @ 4:37 PM

"Fucking stupid I am!" That's what my dad was saying over and over just now cause he screwed up in Suikoden 3. haha GOOD NEWS! I was finally able to create a form to submit reviews in, so go check it out in the Anime, Games & Music page! Just remember to keep reviews at least a paragraph long. Making that damn form took me a while to make!! GRR!! Well, it was worth it. Get busy.

Posted @ 2:38 PM

Finally finished my review of God's Son! I decided to use the X out of 10 scale for the reviews, but you can put any little comment or whatever before it. I'll work on Lord Willin' next. I still have to finish the rest of the pages though. I think I'll give FrUcK a tiny section in my site with stupid convos I've had in the past and shit like that. It's the end of a legacy! Well, not really. Still, a few people feel bad that it's goin away, but who cares? Me like JiZamez. Christian must be sleeping because he hasn't called me to go outside yet.

Posted @ 1:37 AM

23 January 2003 - J i Zamez it is!

After a long day of sleeping, I finally got an album review done! Actually, I didn't, but I finished the layout. That means you all have an idea on how I want the rest of you people to make reviews and shit, so get to work! It can be as short or goofy as possible, I really don't care. I've also altered a few things in pretty much every page, so look around if you want. Otherwise, just check out the review and give me feedback on what you think, if I should add anything or not. Give me ideas on how the review gradings should look, either the A+-F type or 1/10 or the likes...even anything unique. Ideas, people!!!! Wow, lots of posts today!

Posted @ 10:00 PM

If you didn't already know, I've decided to bury FrUcK for good so that I just use JiZamez from now on. I finally got tired of the "FrUcK" persona or whatever you'd like to call it. LONG LIVE JIZAMEZ, MOTHER-FLOWERS! So don't forget to put the Jizzer on your buddy lists. We now return you to your regularly scheduled program. Personally, I think the site itself is looking great, pretty much living up to what I'd expect it to be. Once I get a nice banner, this site would look MUCH hotter. I decided to begin archiving the News Of The Day at the end of each week, so that the index itself doesn't look so empty, because come on...those empty spaces on the left and the right of this page are ugly and it'll be annoying trying to think of something to fill the space! I'll put a lot of work into the site today, so check up now and then...FUCKA.

Posted @ 3:10 AM

It seems as though my sleeping disorder will soon cease to exist, due to the recent drought of not going out past 3 in the morning. I'll still occupy myself on screwing around on the computer. For those of you who frequently come over, I solved to problem as to why my computer "screams in pain." Rambooster seems to like making the computer go nuts, so I have to keep that crap off most of the time now. Word of advice people. Do NOT listen to Ja Rule unless you are a faggot or Paulo, which is practically one in the same! BACK TO WORK!!

Posted @ 12:45 AM

22 January 2003 - Me hate college.

After being bitched at by my parents like crazy this morning, I finally left in the afternoon to Laguardia to take care of the stupid advisement I was asked to attend. I changed my major as well, to New Media Design aka a fancy way of calling web programming. I fucking mispelled my last name TWICE today...once is bad enough!! Hung out with Christian and Brian after I got back and that was that. Jojo called buggin me to borrow cash, but luckily, I'm broke. haha I didn't get any work done on the site last night because I was too busy trying to learn Flash. I got an idea of the basics on how it works, but I still don't know how to add sound to a movie and shit like that. You have to fuck around with frames and all this crap, fuck that. I decided to fuck around with a couple mp3s and create loops from some Neptunes beats. They came out hot if I do say so myself. I'll up it to the index at the end of the week, or maybe tonight, depending on how lazy I get. I'm gonna work on my personal page next. YEEEYA

Posted @ 11:45 PM

21 January 2003 - Me need job.

Actually got some work done on the site and tweaked a lot of shit. I could use more help on what categories to add to the Queens' Finest page though, dammit!! Thanks to Da GOOCH, I was able to figure out the layout I want for my Queen's Finest index. Good job, guy. I'll add more news later on, it's only 12:30am right now and Honduran is downstairs right now. I'll post up what happens tonight...tonight. hahaha

It's now 8:30pm and I can add on to the news of the day! We got Honduran to stay out until almost 5 in the morn last night, that asshole. He got scared he'd get caught or something so he ran off. Kids these days. ;) I woke up today at 11, amazingly! Spent the day with the parents, going to Jackson Heights and to a Colombian restaurant. Pretty boring, but free food is always good. I also ran scandisk on the cumpooter...hopefully fix it's damned problems. Now that I'm home, it's back to work on the site! Check up later tonight for a possible update or new page.

20 January 2003 - WTF?

Well, I can now die happily, because RoG-(guy who runs I-Mockery) actually wrote back to the mail I sent him. I told him that his site is the shit and that he needs to review River City Nudist Colony. haha He said he'd get to it when they're not feeling lazy. In other news, Chris, Brian and I chilled last night at like 4 in the morn, adding to my sleeping disorder. We drove out to White Castle and ate, then just headed back home. They pulled all-nighters since they planned to go to Manhattan in the morning, but I wanted to sleep, so I didn't go. Honduran's still in town, so we'll find some shit to do tonight besides just rolling around aimlessly. And nothing really new in the site...yet. Decided to remove the Illest Pic Ever, but you can check it out by clicking on the orange underlined thing. Get to it.

19 January 2003 - I need sleep.

Well, my internal clock or whatever you'd wanna call it is fucked up! I can't wake up any earlier than 4pm and I don't feel tired until like 6am. I need to get occupied so I get back to normal, dammit. No progress these past two days/nights since I'm either sleeping, mugenizing or just being outside with Chris and Brian. Besides that, on a good note, I'm planning on removing my second line to finally get broadband. All I'd need after that is a fucking new hard drive!! Donations appreciated. More ram would be nice too. GET @ ME! bwahaha!

17 January 2003

More procrastination!! 4 days pass without me looking for a job or applying for spring college! Two days I pulled all-nighters and then end up sleeping all damn afternoon. So obviously, no real progress. If you didn't already know, this site had a goddamned virus! RUN YOUR VIRUS-SCANNERS! All the problems were removed however, so don't worry about catching any viruses from now on. It turned out to be a javascript problem.

13 January 2003

Another couple days pass by with barely any progress. Nah, I'm lying again. I finished another fuckin page, mang. I finally came up with a layout for the individual pages in my Queens' Finest section. I've completed one as well, but I haven't made it accessible since I haven't created an index or enough individual pages to make it something worth looking at. Special thanks to K.D for giving me access to upload to his FTP server. I think I only need until the end of the month until every section is up. Do me a favor everyone!! MAIL ME INFORMATION ON YOURSELVES TO ADD INTO THE QUEEN'S FINEST SECTION! Otherwise, you'll be assed out to NOT have your own personal page. mwahahaha! *cough!*

11 January 2003

After a taking a small "vacation" from working on the page, I'm finally back with some more ideas on the layout of the pages. Actually, that's just a lie, but I'd like to think that I've been putting thought into this. We're going to start "production" on Fruit Cock-Tales soon, once we decide how to draw the characters. Man, I need to get a job and register for college too. I'll keep you posted on how that goes. And don't forget to check out the infamous "Munny Pic."

Site Progress

1/30 - new music! maybe; editted window size for frameless entry

1/27 - new banner, thanks to Sushie!! Good job!; created an introductory page; created the Playstation index in AG&M; updated all pages with news archive at the bottom; many tweaks

1/26 - 1 new review by me!; working on the news archive and game index

1/25 - 6 reviews by the Brain!; made Munny's page, but haven't posted it up yet...still need to make a layout for Queens' Finest;

1/24 - new "blue" look;created a submittal form for Queens' Finest. Click HERE; created a review submittal form in the AG&M page; finised God's Son review! Check it out

1/23 - partially finished a review!; lots of minor changes; gave some life to the index by adding a background; got specz to look neater and compact in all pages; added a nice little jump feature to help you lazy asses get to certain areas of the site MUCH faster!; lotsa tweaks and new music

1/22 - added a new section to Newbie Section; started work on MY personal page, fuck the rest of you for now!!; possibly new music...if not, I lied

1/21 - minor alteration in the date javascript; completed the album reviews index in AG&M; minor changes in the AG&M page; upped a few more things into K.D's FTP

1/20 - changed the music!!; uploaded more things to K.D's FTP..it'll be up soon; more to be announced!

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