29 June 2003 - Brian's Promotion
Yes,
this is a proud day for The Generals
(myself, Paulo and Brian) because of one major
reason...Brian is now on my status. The guy turns
21 today, so now we have to respect each other...until
I turn 22. haha Happy birthday to him though,
for real. It's only a week until Cookie makes
his triumphant return to Queens, mang, so don't
make any plans for the two weeks he's here, cause
he's gonna be the temporary HNIC...head nigger
in charge, of course. Last night, we got pretty
bent at Hondurans, I don't know about you niggas.
I was fucked up. haha Damn, I noticed Paulo and
I are usually the tag-team champs in gettin drunk,
man. Honduran still doesn't get crazy when he
drinks, even though he swears otherwise. Aight,
but anyways, on to site news. The hits are just
floodin in now, rackin in about 60 hits per day
and rising. The FTP changed it's IP address again,
for all the people who were wondering what happened
to the downloads. It should be fine now and there
shouldn't be anymore problems, but if there is,
just contact me. Prodigy's album is upped now,
so go nuts with it!
Posted
@ 2:00 PM
28 June 2003 - Multiple ORGANISMS
This
has been one hell of a week, mang. Ok, past few
days...Wednesday night was the shit, pretty much
everyone came through MINUS Jojo and Paulo (Paulo
who was the more important one to be missed...one
sole reason) and we got pretty drunk. People there:
Brian, Chad, Luis, Nikki, Honduran, Noelle, Anna,
Juan and myself. On the way to the corner store,
Nikki starts complainin to me that her tits didn't
come out nice in the picture we took of her and
that she'd wanna take a better one. haha Unfortunately,
I didn't have my digi-cam with me. I need batteries.
The corner store went old school again and they
started getting St. Ides Special Brews once again...James
had a titty attack when he saw em, believe me.
We bought a bunch of those, Heinekens, Boone's
and my usual Corona. So indeed, we got fucked
up. I gave Honduran 2 CDs, 1 rap and the other
trance. We were blastin music like we usually
do and the unthinkable happens...the fuckin speakers
blow out. BOTH. The bass totally died out, so
it sounded like shit. We turned it off and we
all sat at the dining table...shit got interesting
there. I'm 100% positive every single person there
was horny...or willing to be. I don't remember
how, but we all got into some real in-depth sex
conversation. And once again, I got to see Nikki's
tits. lol Dunno how it came about, but her top
came off once again. I think we were talkin about
the picture again and Brian said that he didn't
get to see em. hahaha We discussed how "perky
is good." Brian also mentioned how his birthday
was coming up, so Nikki offered him to slap her
ass 21 times. This was truly classic. Brian counted
each slap. 1, 2, 3...10, 10, 10, 10, 10....hahahahaha
Fucking great. Just to be an ass, I was like "Hey,
come on. If it wasn't for me, none of you would
be drinking anything right now!" She offered
me to squeeze her nipples. lmao I didn't though,
cause I consider that a lil too disrespectful.
So I just slapped her ass super fuckin hard. LMAO
She then stood up and showed us all her bare,
tomato red ass. LOL Good times! Chels sent me
a text message while I was talking about my dick
or something, I forgot. haha So I called her back
and we pretty much stayed on the phone for a few
hours...there was a very legitimate reason which
need not be discussed. =) Barely got any sleep
that night. Thursday was mighty boring, just hung
around the house all day watchin tv or tryin to
get some rest from the night before. Chels came
almost at midnight though to spend the night.
When she got here, we went to Honduran's crib
and hung out for a bit, just talked shit and waited
for Brian and Chad. After Andrew dropped em off,
we decided that we should go to 7-11 and get some
drinks. Brian got his Heineken as usual and I
got myself and Chels 2 Sparks and that Seagram's
berry drink. That stuff is great. We went back
to Hondurans after Chels got her phone blown up
by Fat Mike (lmao) and chilled in the backyard.
We started drinkin and just talked, whatever.
The Sparks started kickin in or something, cause
GOD DAMN, I was horny as hell. haha Too much info??
Who cares!! I was focused on one thing at that
point, but from what I recall, Brian was smoking
a tampon, they were burning paper, and Chad was
just being an ass as usual. haha My hormones eventually
got the best of me, so I told Chels "Ok,
let's get the fuck outta here." We dropped
Brian and Chad home and came back over here. Whoooooaaaa.........that's
the best way to describe what happened over here.
hahaha I'd wanna go into full detail, but out
of respect to her, I won't. Well, just one thing
I wanna talk about. We did it sideways, her having
her back to me, while I had my eyes on the door
to make sure my mom didn't try walkin in again.
The door was wide open. LMFAO!!!
Like I always say...James = risktaker. One more
thing I will say though...Chels, even if your
mind denies what I'm gonna type here, your body
OBVIOUSLY agreed with what I'm
about to type. That was the best sex you've had
yet. ;) And that's not me just bein cocky. Cause
I'll agree myself that DAMN...it was fucking amazin.
Aight, anyways...lmao She left to VA at 9 in the
morn after she got about an hour and a half of
sleep and I tried gettin some sleep myself, only
ending up with about 2 hours of sleep that night.
Went to Hondurans at like 12pm and just chilled
for a bit. Paulo came down later that day and
we got St. Ides and Brian's Heineken (of course)
and drank our asses off in the backyard. Paulo
broke out early cause he had a wedding to go to
today. Got home around 3 and went to sleep until
like 11. Today, I just played games all day and
watched tv. Typical bullshit. Paulo and Sushi
are on their way right now and Luis is back from
his trip upstate. Everyone's gonna meet up at
Honduran's for a special occasion...Brian's turnin
21 today. =) The best part is, no one knows it
yet and they WON'T know it until midnight tonight.
Come on, who's gonna read my site tonight?? lmao
Check back tomorrow when I sober up, cause believe
me, I'm gonna get FRRRRRRRUCKED
up tonight.
Posted
@ 11:35 PM
25 June 2003 - Too Hot For Sex!
Due
to popular demand...(believe me. haha) here is
"The
Portrait of a Hypocrite" Don't
you just love it when people say stuff like that
yet chill with the person like everything's mad
cool?? hahaha PLEASE...stop the ignorance!
Posted
@ 1:25 PM
You
lucky motherfuckers. I finally uploaded a BUNCH
of Midnight Club 2 tracks that I ripped. I still
need to finish ripping the rest of the music from
the game, but I'm stuck on fucking Nikko!! I can't
beat that prick in his rain stage. Next up for
uploading....Prodigy - The Fat Of The
Land. YES. That's the album with the
2 greatest songs ever, Smack My Bitch
Up and Firestarter.
After that, I'll put up either Mya's album or
Joe Budden's. Last thing to mention.....DID
SOMEBODY SAY JULY 5th???
Posted
@ 12:12 PM
23 June 2003 - Ear and Naval Fun!
Damn,
I can't believe a week already past. Let's see.
In the past week, a decent amount of stuff happened.
Jojo came down again and drove me out to Jersey,
in what had to be the worst traffic I've seen
in my life. It was cool though. I took my computer
final in school last Tuesday. Shit was a breeze.
After it was done, a girl that left the class
first turns around and makes small talk about
the test and the class itself. More girls come
out and we have a little group going, talking
about the teacher and about question that we probably
got wrong on the test. From the looks of it, I
probably got everything right minus one question,
which was "What does MPEG stand for."
I noticed that, when school's finally over, everyone
gets real friendly and starts talkin to people
in the class a lot. Bad news happened yesterday.
Jojo was on his way down here I guess and smashed
the Hyundai Sonata up on the LIE. The picture
of the car is on the bottom of this post. Saturday,
Paulo came down, scooped up Brian and took us
to Jersey, yet again. I figured we'd only stick
around for a lil while, but we ended up stayin
out there pretty much the whole day. We went to
Newport mall, where the Paulo bought some pretty
boy clothes and some other stuff. I also bought
Brian his birthday present, since it's coming
up on the 29th, I believe. This chick Monica (who
I met last year at Paulo's crib) came along with
us. I couldn't remember who she was the entire
time she was with us, but she was being all touchy
feely and talking like we were mad cool. haha
I spent most of that night on the phone with Chels...even
though everyone came over. We talked about mad
stuff and I just got caught up in the convo. It
was pretty deep and we had minor arguements over
stuff, but I like arguing with her. haha We're
both really stubborn when it comes to admitting
things and letting the other person hear what
they wanna hear. She took over the "girl
spot" when it comes to talking. Life's been
going really, really fast lately. That's how I
feel though. Life's been a bit bland too, not
much going on...but I love it this way. It's cool
for some things to be spontaneous, but I usually
don't trust unpredicatability. Honduran's been
frontin on us again when it comes to his crib,
even though he's back for good. Why am I not surprised??
lmao Thursday night, we went to his crib and got
pretty drunk, courtesy of Paulo(you the man!).
After we went off on a lot of things and just
discussed shit, we went outside for a walk around
the block. Paulo asked me for my blade, so I passed
him my keychain...and of course, it lead to his
popping off of car emblems. He did it to probably
13, 14 cars. When we got in front of Honduran's
building again, we hear cops go "Stay where
you are!" We turn around and Paulo and Honduran
have their hands on a car...assumed to position.
lmao Brian, Luis and I were up ahead, so they
left us alone. Cops questioned us a little and
took our ID info, but it all ran up clear. It
turned out that someone called the cops sayin
we were tryin to break into cars. No evidence
was found on us, so they eventually just let us
go. Like Paulo said, they were just doing their
job. Tell me why Brian and I noticed Honduran
sticking his ass out very gayly when he had his
hands on the car. lmao It sucks that Jojo got
into that accident, because now it pretty much
kills any chance of havin a party out in L.I.
Hmm...I'll add more to this later on. Gonna find
something to eat. Oh, and the FTP changed it's
IP address....so go nuts downloading again.
Posted @ 12:45 PM
16 June 2003 - Reminder: Sex Nite
Quick
update...also something requested. If you checked
the hater-box (or if you just check the previous
messages on it) sometime last week, you'll notice
I said "I busted the ill nut last night!"
The reason for that was...I felt that "explosion"
or whatever you could say it was. And I don't
mean explosion like I just busted, I'm talkin
about my face, arms, legs, feet, they all got
that tingly feelin you get kind of like when a
part of your body falls asleep. That shit was
crazy. hahaha Don't wanna go too into detail,
since we still have kids viewin the site. lol
Only 2 people besides myself know what caused
this to happen...but let's just keep them anonymous.
;) Oh, one last thing to mention...I have Digital
TV in my room now and next up will be a surround
sound system....oh yeah. Check out a pic of myself
that I forgot I had. My new "evil pic."
Posted @ 9:40 PM
lmao
Aight, it's almost been a week since any updates
took place, so I'm gonna post up a good amount
of shit. Last week was my last week of classes,
so I'm pretty much free to do whatever the fuck
I want until I get a job. Stuff that happened
last week...let's see. Luis came over a good amount
last week, we'd just chill, play games or watch
tv. Jojo came on Thursday and drove me out to
New Jerz to pick up his paycheck. It was a pretty
cool goin out there with him. We had a lot of
shit to talk about and just caught up on a lot
of shit. Oh, and of course, the fuckin guy attempted
to piss in a can of Sierra Mist while he's DRIVING.
And even worse, he told me he does it all the
time, usually in water bottles. hahaha Friday,
the weather was pretty bad. Lots of rain and it
didn't seem like anything was gonna happen since
none of us spoke to Honduran all week and he came
around kind of late anyways. Josh and Michelle
wanted to chill, but Honduran didn't wanna chill
at his crib. So instead, he went to Brian's house
and just played Gamecube, I guess. Jojo and Paulo
went over there later, but only stayed for a good
10 minutes because there was absolutely nothing
to do. Myself on the other hand...I found someone
to do...err, I mean something.
;) hahaha It was a cool night though, believe
you me. Saturday was pretty memorable...in the
sense that 2 crappy things happened. =( First
and probably the worst of the two, my LIVING
ROOM TV blew out!!! The fuckin thing
doesn't turn on anymore. We had the tv for almost
11 years or so, ever since I lived in my old house.
Back then, that tv was in the thousands I believe.
The other bad thing that happened was the severe
downpour we had. My area of Queens (from here
to Flushing to Jamaica ave) got fuckin SPANKED
by a storm. I'm talkin about HORIZONTAL
FUCKIN RAIN. The wind was so strong and
it was rainin so much, it looked completely gray
outside. The trees and shit were blowin around
like crazy. My basement got flooded too, which
really sucked. We had to run downstairs and throw
water into buckets and dump the shit back outside.
After all of that, my fam and I went to a fam
friend's house. It was real fuckin boring at first
but they went and bought me a 6 pack of Coronas
for myself, so that made it worth going. Good
times! Happy Father's Day to all the favvaz out
there yesterday. I spent the morn and afternoon
helping my dad with his video games. haha Luis
woke me up in the morning to tell me that Chad
was having a barbeque again(last one was on Memorial
Day). Around 3 or so, Sushi shows up at my crib
out of the blue and tells me how he's gonna pull
the senior prank on Hillcrest and also drove me
over to Chad's house. We stuffed our faces with
burgers, hot dogs and cookies over there. Yummy!!
We just hung out, Brian and I drank Heinekens
and just talked about what we're gonna do when
his birthday comes around at the end of the month.
Just got word from Sushi about the senior prank.
What they did was tag shit up all around Hillcrest
and just leavin the place lookin all fucked up.
However, someone ended up snitchin on them and
now they might get into some deep shit. Hopefully,
nothin goes bad. My cell phone bill came today
and it felt THICK. I was worried that I went over
my minutes last month, cause I noticed that I
was using up a lot of minutes during the day on
weekdays. I ended up having 9 PAGES
WORTH of phone calls on my cell.
75% of it being incoming, as usual. Luckily, it
was mainly on the weekends or nightly. 2266 minutes
altogether and 1991 of them were at night or on
weekends...gee, I wonder who I was talkin to??
hehe Damn, I also made 58 text messages. Little
Luban is over here now, so I'll add to this later
on if anything. The FTP is down for now, for some
unknown reason, so downloading any songs will
have to wait, I guess. Time for some LUBAN
ACTION, once again!
Posted @ 3:00 AM
10 June 2003 - Patty-cakes!
Alrighty,
the hits to the site are pouring in again. Not
bad people, I got over 850 unique hits in a month's
worth. I'll work on uploading the Joe
Budden album as well as the rest of the
Midnight Club 2 soundtrack. Don't
mind the post topic...that's the name I put for
her in my cell and I think it's hilarious! =)
I'll be home extra early tomorrow, so feel free
to annoy me, you sons of bitches. Enjoy the new
musica.
Posted
@ 3:00 AM
9 June 2003 - 2Fast 2Retarded!
In
celebration (whatever) of seeing 2Fast
2Furious, I put the soundtrack of the
movie in my 0-9 Downloads section...so
go knock yourselves out you bunch of little bitches!
Bigger update later tonight. This is what I look
like when I'm on the phone! Oh, one thing worth
mentioning (this is also a request for me to add
into my site)...PAULO is to 50 CENT as
FAG DAN is to JA RULE!
Posted @ 6:20
Ok,
I know I said I was gonna talk about what happened
last week, but that can wait. For now, let us
talk about the movie I went to see with the Paulo
and Honduran, 2Fast 2Furious.
If you all knew, I never gave a shit about this
movie and the same goes for the first one. It's
not that I don't like cars...it's just that I
hate bullshit racing. UNDERSTAND PEOPLE. It's
all camera tricks. The spanish girl in the movie
said it herself, most of the scenes were done
at around 15mph. haha The race scenes were pretty
cool, they lasted a good while and it was more
than just a long stretch drive...I consider that
bullshit racing. Real racing involves turning
and just good wheel skills instead of just who
has the highest top speed and acceleration. Thankfully,
this movie focused on that this time around. Ludacris,
Jin and that jap girl that has a weird face had
barely any parts in the movie, getting shadowed
by these two nobody henchmen that were bothering
Tyrese and the white guy from the first F&TF.
Ludacris never races, all he does is run a garage
that sets races up by night. Tyrese is basically
a black Vin Diesel but also covers the comedic
relief this movie needed. He actually has some
funny "Cookie-ish" parts. You'd see
him always tryin to steal something or eat some
food. I got lost sometime after the middle of
the movie, since it went into pure story mode,
no action. The parts that had no cars involved
were very dry, I'm sad to say. I was trying to
piece together what the movie was about after
we left. I'd recommend seeing it if you wanna
see some hot cars (skyline, lancer evo, muscle
cars galore) but don't watch it for the story.
I'd give it a C+. I'm sure Paulo would kick my
ass for not thinking of it better, cause I know
he liked it. hehe But I know he'd have to agree
that the story doesn't match up to the racing
that takes place. I noticed that in the parts
of the movie that got extra boring (mainly when
Tyrese and the white guy were thinking of plans),
I'd start thinking about Patricia. What's wrong
with me? lol I should be more like her, my lifestyle
that is. I need to focus more on my life. I also
wanna be nicer, all around. Damn, I'm nuts. Only
been a day, but it felt like weeks have passed
since I seen her. And the song I put basically
sums up how I'm feeling at the moment...well,
minus the heart part I guess. I got music for
all occasions. lmao
Posted
@ 1:45 AM
8 June 2003 - Patricia...
Still
can't believe it. I saw Patricia yesterday. We
used to be in kindergarten together and were in
the same class up to 3rd grade. My mom is friends
with her mom and we went to visit her family yesterday
because Erland (son that's my sister's age) graduated
from college. I mainly went cause my mom and sister
saw them sometime last year and my sister told
me Patricia asked for me...the last time I saw
her was probably 7 years ago, maybe more. I think
it's cool how the children in both families pair
up with one another. We talked a lot, about how
we still had mental pictures of each other, about
what went on with our lives in the past 13, 14
years...how she has pictures of her and I, what
we wanna do in the future, all kinds of stuff.
I realized how great it is to be able to speak
to someone you've known for that long. There's
no one I know of in my life that I've known longer
than her, friend wise. She has the nicest green
eyes I've ever seen...they're exactly as I remember
them. She still has a cute round face and slightly
thin lips...which makes her smile look really
nice. Her hair is straight and brown, down to
her shoulders...and it seemed to have that always-wet
look to it. Her personality is almost the same.
Shy, yet very, very sweet. When we talked standing
up, she'd look me in the eyes for a little while
and then look down or away. She had her hands
in her pockets most of the time too. She said
it's cause she felt anxious. When we sat down
to talk though, she looked me in the eyes the
whole time. Yup, I was drowning in em. I know
before we had to go (my mom wanted to leave),
the two of us wanted to keep on talking. I know
I felt disappointed. Patricia said bye to my mom,
sis, and finally me. She gave me a really big
hug. Her arms wrapped around me. I did the same
though, while she told me it was great to see
me again. I had given her my cell number an hour
or two before because my sister wanted her to
hear my voicemail. Everyone loves it. So I told
her "Hey, you have my cell number now...just
give me a call sometime. I'd love to stay in touch
with you." She replied with a surprised look
and said "Sure! I would too. Do you wanna
take my number down?" Good times. hehe So
I took her number down and asked her when's ok
to call, so I don't catch her at a bad time or
bother her. She said anytime. Right before I left,
she said "Let's hang out sometime."
I smiled and told her of course. I think just
the fact that we knew each other when we were
so little makes me wanna get to know her even
more. She never smoked in her life...the third
person I know now including myself (the other
being my sister) that has never tried smoking
in any sense. She doesn't drink anything but just
wine coolers...and not even more than 1. She was
telling me about her 21st birthday (which is in
December...I still remember that, because she
was the only person in my classes that was younger
than me) and how she only drank a cup of vodka
mixed with sprite and she doesn't even remember
the night. She spent it at home with her brother
too. Hmm...I know I'm going into a lot of pointless
details, but this is MY site
and I like posting memories. This is something
I wouldn't forget anytime soon. And this is something
I would like to look back on. I already miss looking
into her eyes. I can't believe a girl like this
still existed in Queens...I'll post what happened
when I chilled with Paulo and Jacinda later on,
as well as what's been going on this past week.
*minor update* She was telling
me that she has a picture of us together when
we were small, with me with my arm around her...except
it wasn't around her, it was just behind her.
That's her most vivid memory of me. She remembered
exactly how we took it and how I didn't want a
picture taken with her. She said she always thought
I was like "Yuck" when that picture
was taken. I told her that I was sorry, 14, 15
years later. haha I want that pic really bad.
I'll bother her to let me scan it sometime.
Posted
@ 5:00 AM
2 June 2003 - Happy Birfday, Dolly-bird!
Long
post time, so get your reading glasses you fuckin
dork. hahaha Aight, Friday night was great. We
went to Honduran's and even though it was only
the two of us for a few hours, it wasn't all that
bad. Everyone came through late at night and Michelle
asked us if we wanted to rent a movie. We ended
up going to Blockbuster...and rented the infamous
Jackass DVD. Jesus!! I was waiting
to rent that movie ever since I saw it in theaters.
hahaha We drank that night too, obviously. Saturday,
lots and lots of drinking...it was fuckin pourin
that whole night. We were supposed to hit up a
pool party, but due to bad circumstances, we ended
up back at my house drinkin the night away...it
was a GREAT night though. Sunday,
just spent the day at home and celebrated my sister's
b-day a day early, since my pops comes home after
midnight now since he got a job at a better company
than the one he used to work at. I also broke
my streak that day too. =( Today, I woke
up, took a shower and did the unthinkable...SHAVED
OFF THE GOATEE. I mentioned that already,
but it's actually getting a lot of attention.
Even Munny (who almost NEVER has anything to say)
said "Wow, is that a new pic of you? It's
interesting." That's as close as it gets
to her saying that I look good...she told me to
make the pic below my "trademark" pic.
And so it was written...and so it shall be done!!!
Aight, the 2 Fast 2 Furious soundtrack
has been uploaded to the FTP, but I'll link it
up in the downloads section later on...I'll inform
you people about it when it's done. I'm also working
on getting the entire Midnight Club 2
soundtrack uploaded also, but I'm still unlocking
songs in the game...stuck in fuckin Tokyo tryin
to beat some hard ass races. Wow, this post wasn't
as long as I thought. Last thing to mention, my
moms gave me the ok to have people chill at the
crib on the weekends until the early morn as long
as we don't scream and shit...but we can still
be kinda loud, which is hot! =) So we got a nice
chill spot if you wanna come through to drink
or whatever. Ok, girlies can go finger themselves
now. Here's the pic...and one extra just for the
hell of it. And for the niggas, here ya go also.
This is a taste of Dyme Piece Month...
coming soon!
Posted @ 11:25 PM
Yup, as of today, my sister
officially turns 25!!!! Yes,
she's that old even though she looks 16 or 17.
haha What can I say, young looks run in the family.
My pops is in his mid 50's, but looks like he's
in his late 30's. That's what I'm talkin about.
At the moment, that's all I'm posting since I
have to head out right now. If you read my away
message, you'll notice I mentioned how I finally
got rid of the goatee....here's the proof.
Posted @ 10:07 AM
